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An old lady (Lady) came to a shop and addressed to a seller (boy).
Lady: -Please, I need some onions, boy.
Boy: - Sorry, madam, we don't have any onions today.
Lady: - You don't understand, boy. I need some onions, right now.
Boy: - I am really sorry, but I can't help you at the moment.
Lady: - I still need onions, boy!
Boy: OK, OK, can I ask you a couple of questions?
Lady: -Yes, sure.
Boy: - How many letters "O" in the "Onions"?
Lady: -Two.
Boy: Yes. And how many "N" in the "Onions"?
Lady: -Two again.
Boy: Yes, sure. And how many "FUCK" in the "Onions"?
Lady: But there is no "FUCK" in onions???
Boy: Yes. Madam. There is NO FUCKIN ONIONS!